The next season of Game of Thrones starts July 16. In preparation, I’m re-watching the first six seasons of the show. Below are 10 thoughts I had while watching the sixth episode of season five, “Unbowed, Unbent, Unbroken.” Spoilers for the entire series, but for this episode in particular.

1. Arya acts so surprised when she find out the Waif was lying. She should know by now that people often lie.
2. Poor Jorah. Last episode he gets greyscale, and now he finds out his father is dead.
3. Given Tyrion’s track record for being right, I am worried that the show is foreshadowing Daenerys’s descent in madness.
4. The people in this world believe some weird crap. Seriously, how is a dwarf’s penis going to be lucky?
5. Littlefinger is such a dick. He just gave Sansa to the Boltons to secure an alliance between their house and his, and now he’s selling the Boltons out to the Lannisters in the hopes of getting a better deal. I hope he tries to pull that crap with Daenerys and she does to him what she did with Kraznys.
6. I think Trystane really cared for Myrcella. And they certainly would have been a force to be reckoned with. Too bad Ellaria screwed that up.
7. Oh, Margaery! The whole time she was talking, I just wanted to shout “It’s a trap!”
8. Tommen is not only a lousy king, he’s a lousy husband. A good husband would stand up for his wife.
9. I love Sansa standing up to Myranda. That bitch needs to be reminded of her place.
10. The end of this episode is so hard to watch. I think it’s probably the second most heartbreaking one for me.

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