The seventh season of Game of Thrones starts July 16. As a lead-up, I’m re-watching the first six seasons of the show. Below are 15 thoughts I had while watching the seventh episode of season one, “You Win or You Die.” Spoilers for the entire series, but for this episode in particular.
- Open to Tywin skinning a stag. Which is gross, but also symbolic.
- Ned, you’re an idiot. Honorable, but an idiot.
- I’m glad we get some of Littlefinger’s backstory, but it’s pretty ridiculous that it takes place while Ros is practicing her moaning.
- “You’re from south of the Wall. That makes you a Southerner to me” – Osha reminds us that everything is relative.
- Ned thinks he’s being clever, writing rightful heir.
- I wonder who braided Drogo’s hair before he married Daenerys. Its very long and he doesn’t seem like the braiding type.
- For all his flaws, Ser Jorah is no fool.
- Sam wanting to take his vows with Jon makes me love him even more.
- “I always wanted to be a wizard” – As someone who’s still waiting for her letter from Hogwarts, I can relate Sam.
- Oh Renly. It must suck to be the third brother in a royal family, forever doomed to knowing you’ll never get the crown unless you start a rebellion.
- As if this scene wasn’t creepy enough with the bleeding, open-mouthed heart tree. Now Ghost has to come along holding a severed hand.
- I wonder how many hours it took Jason Momoa to memorize his speech in Dothraki.
- Whoever does Lena Headey’s hair deserves all the Emmys.
- Littefinger’s sigil should be a snake, not a mockingbird.
- And the poor Northerners never even saw it coming.